Little Tyrone is at it again...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks
they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Tyrone
stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,
Little Tyrone ?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself!"

* * * * *
Little Tyrone watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To
make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked
Little Tyrone . "Giving up?"

* * * * *
The math teacher saw that little Tyrone wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said, "Tyrone ! What
are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Tyrone quickly replied,
"NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Netwo rk!"

* * * * *
Little Tyrone's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
their local police station where they saw
pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes,"
said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture
him." Little Tyrone asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture?"

* * * * *
Little Tyrone attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump. After a few
minutes, Tyone asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His
father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to
make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy. Tyrone, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy
wants to buy Mom."

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